Consistency

Everyone always talks about consistency. How sexy it apparently is for someone to stay exactly the same forever. The only consistency that matters is my baking. I am sure you have realized by now, that I am more than just a baker, I am a consistency inventor for baked goods. I stop at nothing, not even at poisonous chemicals, to make my cakes the perfect consistency.

These cookies look simply crispy overall, but don't be mistaken. See how they bend in, when on top of each other on the plate? Yet, they stay in perfect shape when eating them, not even one crumb falling off. Yes these cookies are perfect, and the most tasty cookies ever.