So after sleeping a total a 50 minutes spread over four days, I decided I had to put together a cabinet all by myself, that is meant to be set up by three people, at six in the morning, without having a screw driver. I used a fucked up scissor to make the screws completely unrecognizable, until I realized I had put the lowest shelf on backwards. The screws cannot be screwed out now, nor put back in because they have been absolutely savaged.
So I am sitting here admiring this beautiful piece of furniture, and just feeling so alive right now. How are you doing?